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. Sandros holding his face. We must have had 99 percent of the match. Football Funny Quotes from champions famous athletes and good coaches.

With football season in full swing we wanted to share some of our favorite captions for photos of you and your friends playing the game. I had it all. Great Football Funny Quotes for athletes or players.

Most football players are temperamental. Here are some really funny American football quotes that you will love. Peter Shilton I was.

Thats 90 temper and 10 mental. If you arent fired with enthusiasm youll be fired with enthusiasm. Football gave me everything and then took it all away.

Im only watching to see which player is the cutest. Funny Footballer Quotes Which You Will Enjoy. Ive never met a stadium I didnt like.

Frank Lampard still has the same legs he had five years ago. Whether youre attending a game or watching from home these captions are sure to get your friends laughing. Im here for the rest of my life and hopefully after that as well.

That wouldve been a goal had it gone inside the post. It was the other three percent that cost us Ruud Gullit. When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1.

College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture Elbert Hubbard I found that prayers work best when you have big players Knute Rockne Football combines the two worst things about America. I was always told that I was too small too skinny too slow not tough enough and I never ever believed what people told me - Joe Theismann. Here are some of the best from the rest.

Funny American Football Quotes. Thinking your team could beat us is real fantasy football. You can tell from that its a knee injury.

Another Selection of Funny Football Quotes Ive never wanted to leave. Pay goal earn the victory. Thats a hell of a lot.

With such a huge fan base it amounts to every alternate person on this planet being a football fan. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings George F. Funny Football Quotes From Movies Happy Gilmore.

Thats 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. Most football players are temperamental. The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.

But these idols are human too and sometimes they say things that are actually quite funny. Sometimes in football you have to score goals. Arsenal are quick to credit Bergkamp with laying on 75 of their nine goals- Tony Gubba.

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Alan Shearer Youve got to believe that youre going to win and I believe well win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we re knocked out. Football possesses its own community of followers but the sport also imposes itself of broader communities upon which it has various impacts. Hodge scored for Forest after 22 secondstotally against the run of play.

One Team One Goal. If you have any football lovers at your home whether they go to big games watch games on TV or even play in a local or school team they are likely to have missed the. 76 FUNNY Football Jokes That Will Land You A Score.

The reason women dont play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. Discover and share Funny Quotes About Football Players. American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.

Sorry for what I said during the game. I am George Rogers Clark. Here are a few of our favorite funny football quotes that are full of action-packed fun.

Most football players are temperamental. Career someone I loved. A contract on a piece of paper saying you want to leave is like a piece of paper saying you want to leave John Hollins.

Thats 90 temper and 10 mental. 10 Unintentionally Funny Quotes. Funny football quotes for shirts.

Never miss a good chance to shut up. Someday we may have a quarterback from China. And surely everyone has a past and present player that they idolize.

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. One is from your own team-mates and thats the only way Terry Venables. We must have had 99 percent of the game.

My Momma wouldnt sign the permission slip. Im a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Jimmy 21012022 Jokes Jokes for Children Teenager Jokes Tags.

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel- Stuart Pearce. If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared legally dead. Thats 90 temper and 10 mental.

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